who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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