So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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