Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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