Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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