Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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