good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
