yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
