may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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