Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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