operation harelip BJ is a go
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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