Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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