I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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