yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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