WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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