It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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