he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Oh god it's open bar.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
