butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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