i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dicks are not precious.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
