I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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