all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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