dude i'm inner monologue high
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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