Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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