Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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