thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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