Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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