If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
two words: eviction party
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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