omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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