Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
