I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
we're so committed to being not committed
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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