It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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