omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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