You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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