I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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