at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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