i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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