ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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