Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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