You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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