I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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