Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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