Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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