Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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