What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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