Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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