a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
