john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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