that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So many bounce houses so little time
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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