So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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