is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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