i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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